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Old Sep 18, 2006, 09:08 AM // 09:08   #4701
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oh .. umm ... well ... no reason really. just haven't played sport in quite a while, and probably drinking too much beer, so the sixpack is slowly turning into a keg. never thought i'd see the day.

why are some accents annoying?
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Old Sep 18, 2006, 09:10 AM // 09:10   #4702
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ohhhhhhhhhh mr sheffield arrrnnnaarrrrnnnaarrrranarrrraaarrr

how much would you pay to beat Fran Dresher with a lead pipe?
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Old Sep 18, 2006, 09:14 AM // 09:14   #4703
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LOL probably not as much as you.

is she really that bad?
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Old Sep 18, 2006, 09:26 AM // 09:26   #4704
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yes....she really really is!.... (who is she?)



When will I get my daily dose of wammo?
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Old Sep 18, 2006, 09:29 AM // 09:29   #4705
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when you pay what you owe for the previous wammo doses!

why are you behind?
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Old Sep 18, 2006, 09:44 AM // 09:44   #4706
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because an assassin stole all my money!


can you give me some money?

pretty please?






I NEED WAMMO DAMNIT!
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Old Sep 18, 2006, 09:52 AM // 09:52   #4707
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sure, pm me ingame.

what is it about cleavage that grabs attention?
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Old Sep 18, 2006, 10:40 AM // 10:40   #4708
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the way it moves when she walks and jumps


why does cleavage mesmerise you?
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Old Sep 18, 2006, 11:20 AM // 11:20   #4709
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because i don't have access to any.

why don't i?
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Old Sep 18, 2006, 11:25 AM // 11:25   #4710
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because you haven't figured out where to rent any from yet.


How much does it cost to rent cleavage?
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Old Sep 18, 2006, 11:28 AM // 11:28   #4711
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you tell me!

you can rent cleavage?? O_o
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Old Sep 18, 2006, 11:39 AM // 11:39   #4712
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£5 ($9) for a 5 minute showing

why would you want to rent cleavage? lol
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Old Sep 18, 2006, 11:49 AM // 11:49   #4713
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because he doesn't get enough (apparently)


Wouldn't you want to rent cleavage?




(oh, and mr. bacon (aka. Mr. Billabong from the Bonza land of Sheilas) requires all quotes to be in AUstralian Dollars!)
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Old Sep 18, 2006, 11:51 AM // 11:51   #4714
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that depends.

does rented cleavage come with any bonus offers, such as, say, a chick?
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Old Sep 18, 2006, 11:52 AM // 11:52   #4715
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i wouldnt know what to do with it all

would you ever be slapped with a mackeral?
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Old Sep 18, 2006, 11:53 AM // 11:53   #4716
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not unless it was part of some ritual


Could you do a satisfactory Irish accent, good enough to make any Irishman believe that you are Irish?
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Old Sep 18, 2006, 11:54 AM // 11:54   #4717
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why would i pretend to be irish when i'm scottish?
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Old Sep 18, 2006, 12:03 PM // 12:03   #4718
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the question was not would you....it was could you.


so, could you? for sake of argument?
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Old Sep 18, 2006, 12:08 PM // 12:08   #4719
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sure. it's all part of being a secret agent.

how long can people live life alone?
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Old Sep 18, 2006, 01:30 PM // 13:30   #4720
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as long as they want so long as they have anything else they desire.


Are you feeling particularly lonesome today?
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